Schwarzenegger's obscene letter

Intentional or not, this is just too funny...  check out the letter California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to his political opponent concerning *ahem* a veto and a certain four letter expletive.

Super girl!

I'm heading to a Halloween party Saturday that could very well get out of hand and didn't want to risk destroying my Kissing Booth costume from last year.  With that in mind I stopped in a party store this afternoon and picked up this little number.  I paid a little more than they have it online but I waited until 3 days before to decide what to do so it's too late to order it.  Oh well.

Includes: Dress/Belt/Cape, Boot tops.  The sweet girl at the store recommended gluing the boot tops to a pair of heels so nobody would notice the boots aren't all one piece so I ran by my favorite little thrift store and bought a $9 pair of stripper heels with a thick red base!

Only problem I can see is that the top is almost see-through, but the party is being hosted by the same guys I was with before, so I don't really see that as an issue!  Should be a blast, there are supposed to be upwards of 100 people there so I'll be sure to take plenty of pictures!

Math rocks!

Woah! Too cool!  Absolutely brilliant, not sure who has time to figure this out though.

Baby Mamma drama

Don't get it twisted.... I'm not preggers....  but after the discovery of the lying cheating bastard, his wife has apparently gotten my cell and home phone numbers from his phone and has been calling me 5-6 times a day leaving very nasty voice mails.  They're bordering on threatening, and I don't think I can go to the police yet but it's enough to make me think about call blocking or getting my numbers changed anyway.  Getting obscene phone calls at 8 in the morning when I've been out until the better part of 4am is not exactly what I call a pleasant wake up call.

My Antonio

So thanks to Maegan for mentioning My Antonio a couple weeks ago, I've been completely obsessed with the show ever since.  Oh Emm Gee... His dimples are just orgasmic...  And watching the women fawn all over him while they vie for his affections is just hilarious, between the catfights back at the suite and his ex wife showing up to the penultimate dinner in a wedding gown it's literally a laugh riot.  If you haven't seen it yet you can watch full episodes online here.

Anyway, back to the original point I wanted to make, I just finished watching the final episode I have to say WHAT IN THE HELL?

The last two episodes were cut to make it look like Miranda had the upper hand, and crazy psycho Brooke brings up a "contract" in her final little chat with Antonio and still wins? Ummmmm, huh???  I feel gypped...  I certainly hope we get to see them "date" during season 2.

Happy Friday

Had a busy week, between the boyfriend asshole last weekend and hearing Monday I honestly felt like I was being bombarded on all sides.  After speaking with several financial planners and meeting with two of them this week I finally decided which one to use and have turned over all the necessary files to him.  I've asked him to come up with at least three scenarios considering I'm likely to have to sell off something in order to settle the accounts.  The interesting one will be the mortgage, they've already told me they would refinance the remainder of the loan under my name but during the hearing  they showed up and wanted the remaining $600k balance on the account.

Heading to the spa shortly, then maybe some shopping with friends this afternoon.

Reason #8 why Dad should have had a will....

So the trial to determine what to do with Dad's estate was yesterday and I vastly underestimated the number of vultures that crawled out of the woodwork with potential claims to the money.  I had assumed that since he didn't have a will, all that would be required would be the death certificate along with my birth certificate and a copy of the missing persons report he filled with LA County PD in 1987 for my mother.

WRONG!

The small courtroom was packed, lawyers for American Express, Bank of America, Chase, Citi, and JP Morgan were present to try and dig their claws into what they thought was their share of the pie.  I got copies of all their outstanding balances and am to meet with the judge again on November 6th to make a settlement offer.  At least now I have legal access to his accounts and can figure out exactly how much capital we're talking about.

Anyone know a good financial planner in the Greater Los Angeles area??